May 2012
5 posts
Fruitopian Crisis
“I see Gatorade, Powerade, Snapple, Lipton, but I don’t see any Fruitopia. Can you check the back to see if you have any?” “Sir, I’m not sure what that is.” “Well, CLYDE, it says on your nametag that you’ve been proudly serving this community since 1989. How do you NOT know what Fruitopia is?? Strawberry Passion Awareness, The Grape Beyond,...
Intervention
“Hi Jason, how was your d… Oh, hi Bill? Tina? Jessica, what are you doin here? What’s this all about?!”
“Rufus, we are all here for you. We need to talk about your problem,”
“THIS BETTER NOT BE ABOUT ME EATING OTHER DOGS’ POO! It’s completely natural and I get key nutrients that are missing from my diet. This is absurd!”
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