PLEASE BUY MY WATCH!

FOR SALE: this is a luxury watch my company generously gave to the sales force for reaching $500 million in 2006.

Beautiful face of the watch is gold (not real gold) and the ravishing band is leather (not real leather) with an exotic alligator skin pattern. Inside the face, you have our custom company logo (which is now outdated).

Feminine enough for a woman, almost masculine enough for a man.

I don’t think it tells time all that well, but that’s what cell phones are for! Really, it’s more of a fashion accessory anyway. Formal enough for a company party or dinner at Chile’s. Casual enough for working in the yard or dinner at Applebee’s.

Let me know if you’re interested in this limited edition timepiece. Probably worth absolutely nothing, but it’s yours for only $6.50!!  I accept PayPal.