I just tried a Bioré Pore Strip and it feels like my nose got a haircut! Fellas, you should definitely try these. DO NOT be intimidated by the idea, they’re actually quite easy to use. Just follow these steps:
1. Go to your local Walgreen’s and purchase nose strips. You may want to buy some beer and Magnum condoms so as to distract the cashier from your pore clearing purchase.
2. Go home and sneak into your bathroom.
3. Wash your face with your usual facial cleanser, leave face moist.
4. Apply Bioré Pore Strip to blackhead-plagued area. Try not to barf over your pimply hideousness. But it’s okay, youthful beauty is just around the corner!
5. Allow strip to dry for 10 minutes. Pass the time by making fun balloon animals with the Magnum condoms you bought at Walgreen’s.
6. Slowly peel away blackheads and manhood.